Let’s Be Honest… You’d Rather Talk About Literally Anything Else
Look, we get it—talking about life insurance isn’t exactly the highlight of your day. Perhaps the thought of running into a real-life Ned Reyerson (from the film, “Groundhog Day.”) isn’t your idea of a good time. In fact, here are 20 things you’d probably rather discuss than life insurance:
1. Your internet provider’s customer service
Because nothing bonds people faster than mutual hatred for slow Wi-Fi.
2. That one embarrassing thing you did in middle school
Cringe-worthy? Yes. But at least it doesn’t involve medical exams and paperwork.
3. The correct way to load a dishwasher
You’re pretty sure your way is correct, but for some reason, your spouse insists on doing it wrong.
4. Your neighbor’s weird lawn decorations
Seriously, why does he have 17 gnomes and a giant inflatable turkey… in March?
5. The plot of your dream last night
“So, I was riding a dolphin through space, and then my third-grade teacher showed up…”
6. Whether a hot dog is a sandwich
You don’t know why this matters, but you will argue about it for at least 30 minutes.
7. How your dog is basically a genius
“He totally understands English. Watch this: Buddy, do you want a treat? See? He KNOWS.”
8. That wild conspiracy theory your aunt shared on Facebook
No, Karen, birds are real.
9. The pros and cons of pineapple on pizza
You have strong feelings about this. And they’re probably correct.
10. How you’d survive a zombie apocalypse
Spoiler: It involves moving to the woods and assuming you’ll somehow become an expert hunter overnight.
11. Why printer ink costs more than the actual printer
The real unsolved mystery of modern times.
12. Your toddler’s snack preferences
Which change every 12 minutes and somehow involve crackers in every form.
13. The weather… for the next three weeks
Because nothing brings people together like debating an extended forecast.
14. Why gas station hot dogs are underrated
“If they’ve been rolling for 12 hours, that just means they’re extra cooked, right?”
15. The correct way to pronounce “GIF”
Hard G? Soft G? Either way, someone will judge you.
16. How you’d spend your lottery winnings
“I’d be responsible, of course… right after buying a yacht and a pet tiger.”
17. The nostalgia of 90s cartoons
“Why did the DuckTales theme song go so hard?”
18. Your completely unqualified medical diagnosis from WebMD
“It’s either a minor rash… or I have three days to live.”
19. Why reality TV is so bad… but also, so good
“I hate this show… and that’s why I’ve watched four seasons in a row.”
20. That cousin’s MLM pitch you’re trying to avoid
“No, Becky, I do not want to be my own boss selling essential oils.”
Okay, But… Life Insurance Is Kinda Important Too.
We know life insurance isn’t fun, but you know what is fun? The peace of mind that comes with knowing your family is covered—just in case.
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Last Updated on March 10, 2025 by Richard Reich
